Archive for November, 2003

Tuesday, November 11th, 2003

The other day I was at work eating employees when out of nowhere came this foolish guy. I could tell he had serious managers problems from the get-go. His toe was all slow and stank like hilton sisters. A char was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of coffee. I laughed my nail off.

Tuesday, November 11th, 2003

11:11:11 am 11/11/03

Eleven o’clock, eleven minutes, eleven seconds on the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

It will be even cooler in eight years.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2003

May they never know how hard it is to live
without any reason, without any sense…