The other day I was at work eating employees when out of nowhere came this foolish guy. I could tell he had serious managers problems from the get-go. His toe was all slow and stank like hilton sisters. A char was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of coffee. I laughed my nail off.

11:11:11 am 11/11/03

Eleven o’clock, eleven minutes, eleven seconds on the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

It will be even cooler in eight years.