dear lj,

two to fucking go bitch… bring on your best mutha fucking equations… Quantum Physics and Classical Mechanics have they asses owned by ME!

-j

Dear lj,
Do you know Larry Johnson the NBA player who started big, but ended small because he was injured? He is big and cool. I would not want to run into him in a dark ally. I would like to be able to dunk like him. I am cool.

Have a nice day,
-se

Dear mf’in lj,
i learned why I don’t like to go to city club on the weekends. If I go to city club, I must fill my tank with gas. I am one cheap bastard. If I don’t go to city club, I can go 2 weeks on a tank of gas. That difference of 30/month vs 60/month of gas is fun. I can do stuff with 30/month. I could buy my al-kee-hol at the bar… but I have to drive to the bar. Ah well. I hang up drinking for a while anyway.

-J