Is Pimping Easy? You aren’t going to cry are you?

My wife just changed channels from Dave Chapelle to Pizza My Heart. Excuse the Title.

I have a running argument with my good friend Matt that Innocent Blood is the best vampire movie of all time. Thanks to IMDB I have my proof. Director of Innocent Blood is also the director of the best music video of all time. John Landis directed Michael Jackson’s Thriller.

EAT IT MATT! Innocent Blood is the best vampire movie ever. If the director doesn’t prove it, then Robert Loggia does! Have you seen his orange juice commercials? What has Robert Loggia ever done that didn’t kick ass? NOTHING! Thus Innocent Blood kicks ass! I might just buy you the DVD for Christmas.

Short weekend. Working Saturdays sucks. But I don’t keep it real, because Dave has shown me what happens when keeping it real goes wrong. Bottle of wine on Sunday night is good.

2 thoughts on “Is Pimping Easy? You aren’t going to cry are you?”

  1. dude, you are such a douche. i never said that innocent blood wasn’t a good movie. i just said that i think that near dark is better. kathryn bigelow was a good director as well, and it’s got lance fucking henriksen, jay. lance henriksen. also, john landis directed an american werewolf in london. he can easily take best werewolf movie. he does not need the mantle of best vampire movie. let kathryn bigelow have her moment in the son, you selfish bastard. 🙂

  2. I like “Innocent Blood”, but also consider “Near Dark” (live action) and “Blood: The Last Vampire” (anime). “Innocent Blood” is very close, in my book anyway, but “Near Dark” is the winner.

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